Circus & Elder Care
Our professionally trained circus monkeys provide dignified diaper changing services! Each monkey has completed our rigorous 6-week certification program and performs diaper changes with the grace and precision of a trapeze artist. Banana treats included for both client and monkey!
Watch in amazement as our master jugglers incorporate your dentures into their act! They'll juggle balls, pins, and your teeth simultaneously while taking perfectly timed bites out of fresh apples. Your dentures get cleaned, you get entertainment, and everyone gets a healthy snack!
Our therapeutic clowns provide 24/7 companionship with a smile! Need help with daily activities? They'll turn every task into a delightful performance. From balloon animal physical therapy to unicycle grocery runs, life becomes a three-ring circus of joy!
Every Wednesday, we transform your living room into a circus tent for high-stakes bingo! Complete with a ringmaster caller, acrobatic ball delivery, and lions that roar when you win. Prize wheel spun by genuine strongmen, and cotton candy served by dancing poodles!
Our expert knife throwers prepare your meals with spectacular precision! Watch vegetables get diced with carnival flair as knives fly through the air with the greatest of ease. Safety guaranteed - we've only had 3 minor incidents in the past decade!
Gentle exercise aboard our miniature therapeutic carousel! Painted horses provide low-impact movement therapy while calliope music soothes the soul. Each session includes complimentary fairy floss and a photo with our resident elephant (miniature, of course).
Call now and mention this website for a FREE balloon animal consultation!
"Because everyone deserves care that's absolutely SPECTACULAR!" 🎪✨